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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."
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"How to foil someones plan (pl)(an) = pa + pn + la + ln"
"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"
"Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car... She asked me if I could drive :-( Credit to Legend Rodney Dangerfield"
"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."
"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"
"Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes? It was groundbreaking."
"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"