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Joke of the Day
"When I like a girl, I play it cool. I wait. I text once, wait 60 years, and then I die."
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"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""
"If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn."
"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."
"My friend likes puns so I came up with ten of them to try and make him laugh... ...but no pun in ten did."
"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"
"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"
"What did people call Putin after he lost an arm? Amputin"