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Joke of the Day

"When I like a girl, I play it cool. I wait. I text once, wait 60 years, and then I die."

"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"

"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"

"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""

"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."

"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on appeal"