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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."
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"Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary? Employee: I am allergic to peanuts."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you wouldn't know it."
"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."
"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""
"What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!"
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."