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Joke of the Day
"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."
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"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."
"A blind man goes to optician for a check up. The optician takes his guide dog away, replaces it with another and asks, 'Is this better?'"
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
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"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."
"Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day."
"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."