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Joke of the Day
"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."
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"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"
"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."
"--Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends."
"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"If Abraham Lincoln was alive today... He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin."
"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."
"Friend Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four? Me: i have no idea what he's for"