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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."
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"I Tried to Purchase Some Camouflage Clothes But I just couldn't see myself in them."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"
"Damn, girl! Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah..."
"I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises."
"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"
"What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish? Stealhead!"
"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"
"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""
"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."