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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"
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"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."
"So a woman walks out of the kitchen... ..."
"[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam."
"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"
"What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger"