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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!"
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"I tried calling in sick for work today. Apparently being ""sick of work"" isn't an illness."
"A boomerang walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"""
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"
"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"
"I need a short joke about something being so loud..""This thing is so loud it..."""
"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"
"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."
"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."