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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."
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"Always leave a bad date by politely spilling your drink on the floor, and telling him your water broke."
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."
"Their seems like their are a lot of unfinished jokes going around... Gotcha"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."
"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"