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Joke of the Day

"Their seems like their are a lot of unfinished jokes going around... Gotcha"

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."

"The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"

"What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common? A missed erection."

"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"

"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."

"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hairs, and a fish that you just can't seem to find"

"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""