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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
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"What does heroin make you feel like? More heroin."
"the average man takes just over 6 minutes to cum during sex, do you know how long it takes a woman? Me either, I'm already sleeping by then."
"I had an idea for a fighting game.. But turns out, it was tekken"
"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"
"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""
"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"
"Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps. Freaks her husband out though."
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."
"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."