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Joke of the Day
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
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"-Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?"
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."
"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
"So far I've kept my resolution to not date any super models."
"It's kind of bullshit that humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want."
"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"
"Hello from the other side Bye."