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Joke of the Day
"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."
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"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."
"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."
"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."
"People and airplanes Be nice to fat people, they're human too. Human Boeings!"
"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."
"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."