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Joke of the Day

"I told my dog to heel... So he went to the hospital and did all he could."

"If money doesn't buy happiness.. then explain why you have to pay for a divorce."

"Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my ""M"" back..... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic"

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!"

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? **To kill its self** This is no joke **#CHICKENLIVESMATTER**"

"Do fish get thirsty?"