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Joke of the Day

"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."

"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."

"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"

"""I wanna know who is responsible for this!"" nn-Me to my parents, while pointing at myself."

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."

"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."

"Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power"

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."