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Joke of the Day

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?"

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."

"How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's."

"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"My password is pussy Because most hackers don't get it"

"Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!"

"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."