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Joke of the Day
"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."
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"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
"I, for one... is a roman numeral."
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."
"I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person"
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"