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Joke of the Day
"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."
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"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"
"Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen."
"I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones"
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."
"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"
"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."
"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."