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Joke of the Day

"The Dress Joke ""Did you hear about that blue and black dress?"" ""No, what about it?"" ""Turns out it was white and gold."" ""Oh thaaat one."""

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ? Moo Nay !"

"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

"So I went to the proctologist.... [insert joke here]"

"How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!"

"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."

"A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe. The other 10% didn't respond to the survey."

"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."