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Joke of the Day
"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"
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"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."
"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."
"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."
"How to get rid of crabs First, shave off half your pubes. Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."
"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"
"If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms. I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :("
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway? You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY"
"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"