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Joke of the Day

"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."

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"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"Can I go out and do drugs tonight dad? EXCUSE ME?! *sighs* MAY I go out and do drugs tonight dad *snaps newspaper* that's better"
"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships? ""in HD"""
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."
"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"
"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."
"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"