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Joke of the Day

"How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!"

"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"

"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."

"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."

"What did one testicle ask the other testicle? Why do we have to hang? Dick did the shooting!"

"Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents."

"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""