220549
Joke of the Day
"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"
Next Joke
"The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive."
"What time does Andy Murray go to bed? Tennish! "
"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"
"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."
"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."
"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."
"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"
"DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,"