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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."
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"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"
"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"
"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."
"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."
"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"
"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"
"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."
"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"