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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."

"Girl you like is taken on Valentines Day? Just because there's a goalkeeper... It doesn't mean you can't score."

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"

"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."

"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"

"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."

"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail."

"Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*"