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Joke of the Day

"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."

"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you threw an Iphone in your blender and screamed 'I WANT APPLE JUICE!' """

"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."

"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"

"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"

"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"