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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""

"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."

"[planning heist] Me: We'll need the element of surprise. Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I'm Ne"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"That beard may hide a couple of your chins but it won't make you pretty, ma'am."

"Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper? He used his bear hands"