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Joke of the Day
"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."
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"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""
"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."
"I have a lips which makes me psecial"
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."
"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"
"[1st date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Her: ""I'm a Herpetologist."" Me: ""Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"""