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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."
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"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"
"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""
"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"
"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"
"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."
"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"
"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."
"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."