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Joke of the Day

"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""

"Netflix would be by far the best dating site. ""Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"""

"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."

"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."

"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"I asked my doctor if there were any jokes in my body. No pun in tendon."

"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""

"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"

"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."