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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper? He used his bear hands"
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""
"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."
"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."
"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."