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Joke of the Day

"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""

"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."

"Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? He was a pieromaniac."

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store."

"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."

"I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime."

"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"

"*at the movie theater* umm ok the hackers also said theyd do a terror unless u giv me unlimited free popcorn and uh.. also that guys popcorn"

"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."