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Joke of the Day
"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
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"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."
"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"
"I got my car towed by a celebrity yesterday. I don't even have THAT big of a car."
"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""
"What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix? Baking Bad"
"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."