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Joke of the Day
"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
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"I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat We're like Modest Mouse but way better"
"My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity"
"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... The one deer turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""
"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"
"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"
"migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field"
"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."