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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese."
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"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"
"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"
"Today is full of possibilities and I have a strong feeling none of them are mine."
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? They shot the only one that had a dream."
"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"