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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."
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"Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!"
"Does the 5-second rule still apply in the Men's bathroom at Target? I'm pretty commited to this pretzel, if it matters."
"TIFU... I could've had a V8"
"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."
"Nothing like the dreaded ""Mom I missed the bus"" text to get you up and moving."
"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
"Boss: You gonna get any work done today? Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up. B: Who won? M: Jack Daniels"
"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""