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Joke of the Day
"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""
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"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"
"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"
"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"
"I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever."
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"