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Joke of the Day
"Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!"
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"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"
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"A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon He limps up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
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