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"TIFU... I could've had a V8"
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"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."
"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood."
"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."
"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
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"Teachers call it ""Going to the bathroom"". We call it ""I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."""