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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
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"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."
"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."
"Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars."
"The recipe said ""Set the oven to 180 degrees,"" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall."
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"
"A favorite at parties To a large group: ""What do you say to a man with a one inch penis?"" ""How's it going, [name of group member]?"""
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"
"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"