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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
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"Do you like Christmas? Then why don't you merry it?"
"A Jewish boy walks up to his dad... A Jewish boy walks up to his dad and says ""hey dad! Can I borrow fifty dollars? His dad says ""forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month."
"Why is buying a macbook like using a high end prostitute? Because you spend more but, at least you don't get a virus"
"There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost."
"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."
"Is there any upside to living in Switzerland?? The flag is a big plus."
"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."