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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that."

"I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them So here's a Battlefield one instead"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake."

"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."

"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."

"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."