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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
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"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."
"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."
"What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa? 3 Guys"
"if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up"
"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"
"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."