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Joke of the Day

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"

"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"

"What's a hipster's favorite painkiller? It's a local anthesisia anesthesia, you've probably never heard of it."

"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."

"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"