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Joke of the Day

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore."

"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."

"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus.. Or just a really cool-opotamus?"

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"

"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""

"What to hear something funny? Original Content"

"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."

"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"

"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"