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Joke of the Day

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is ""Salary is Credited"" "

"*Lady gives balloon to my son* ME: What do u say? SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you"

"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses? Instagran"

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."

"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."

"What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !"