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Joke of the Day

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am...Can you believe that, 2:30am!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"

"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"

"What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station."

"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"

"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"