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Joke of the Day

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down."

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely"

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my whole childhood. ^:("

"Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""