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Joke of the Day

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you? Partner in crime."

"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."

"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."

"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."

"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"

"What does the right kidney say to the left one when he is mad at the other? Don't make me stone you to death.."

"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"