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Joke of the Day

"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"

"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure."

"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back."

"i think a group of white people should be called a brunch."

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"

"What does a duck smoke? Quack"