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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
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"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"When life hands you melons, make sure you squeeze them fast before you get slapped."
"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."
"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"
"Guy calls his boss and says ""I can't come in, I'm sick"". Boss says, ""you don't sound sick to me"". Guy says, ""I just got done fucking my dog how much sicker could I be?"""
"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"
"I'm doing interval training. It's just that the intervals are very far apart."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"