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Joke of the Day
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
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"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"
"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."
"Cop cars aren't very intimidating. Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat"
"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"
"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"
"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
"Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit"
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."