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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"
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"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."
"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."
"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."
"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."
"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"
"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"
"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."