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Joke of the Day
"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."
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"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."
"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""
"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."