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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"I was really upset when I lost my paper towels I was SO upset that they had gone missing that I had to hire a BOUNTY hunter *ba dum tss*"

"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"

"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"Everyone's always talking about our forefathers... I'm pretty sure there were more than that."

"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."