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Joke of the Day
"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."
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"Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!"
"What's a German's favorite fruit? An Auto-Bahnana"
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"
"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"
"If she licks all the frosting off her face with a single 360 degree sweep of the tongue, she might be Scooby Doo."
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day... Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"