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Joke of the Day
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
Next Joke
"No one will play my mix tape... They say it's a fire hazard."
"Det. Chick Pea at your service. What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death. Hummuscide Thank you, I'll let myself out..."
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
"Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain. Captain: Are."
"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"
"The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes."
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."