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Joke of the Day
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
Next Joke
"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."
"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."
"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."
"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."
"How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? A pittance."