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"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
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"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"Why does the average person all the sudden become a tomato juice drinking weirdo on an airplane?"
"A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid $100 to have a lentil on my face."
"Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade! Shocking, we already paid for them once!"
"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"I like my women like I like my scotch 12-14 years old"
"Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships? Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either."