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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"

"If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, ""You showed up latte for work today!"" then when the laughing stops, ""but no, you're fired."""

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."

"What type of computer sings? A Dell."

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"

"Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist."

"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."